The Alien Formerly Known As Usher Speaks!

Call me a hater if you want to but I refuse to refer to that creature posing as the formerly ridiculously sexy black man that made 8701 "Usher." Perhaps I should give him a new, crazy alien name -- Znorflack. I was flipping through the channels yesterday and saw Znorflack on TRL and I watch as he breaks out into this rant, fiercely defending his leader Tameka (you know, the woman who abducted or "married" the real Usher). I have searched long and hard (not really) for a clip for your eyes to see. I'm also going to transcribe my favorite part in case VIACOM forces removal. Please enjoy Znorflack's rant:

HIGHLIGHTS

• "I'm a now stepdad and as well as a dad to 'baby cinco' out there."
  (I know that the baby is Usher Raymond V but really... BABY CINCO? SERIOUSLY?)

• "MATTER OF FACT, I'm tired of people continuing to talk so much trash about me! You know what I'm sayin? Me and my relationship -- My wife is not 40 years old; I love her to death and I'm a black, strong man in America standing up for my people and -- as well, as as a man to my wife, to my son, to my family -- I'm making a stand that a lot of us should make. I could've been like any other man who have a child and just, you know, live with that woman and to continue to just, you know, play the game but... Differently, I'm tryna do it the right way. This is the way you should do it, PAY ATTENTION FELLAS!"
  (So what you're saying is that Znorflack is here instead of Usher because Lt. Tameka created spawn possibly carrying his DNA??? Or if you are in fact Usher you only married her because she got knocked up??? Not a good thing to admit on National television Znorflack!)
  

• (In reference to Lt. Tameka) "She's a beautiful black woman!"
  (LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!)
  

BTW... Your new CD sucks Znorflack!