The New Lisa Turtle/→La J'amour Exquise←: HELLO BITCHES

Saturday, April 26, 2008

HELLO BITCHES

Labels: i should be sleeping, lunchin, wui (writing under the influence)

THIS IS MY NEWEST POST. SHAY HATES THEM FUCKIN KIDS Y'ALL. PLEASE EXCUSE MY LUNCHINNESS. I IS DRUNK. THE TV IS GONNA CAUSE EPILEPSY. IM FUCKED UP. WATERMELON MARTINIS ARE LOVELY. YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE HAVE A GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WEEKEND. <3 JASMINE A.K.A. LISA FUCKIN TURTLE

P.S.: WHY DO I HEAR MEXICANS?

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[flahy] [blak] [chik] said...: no BUI

(blogging under the influence); April 28, 2008 at 9:59 AM

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